Meteorology Pick-Up Lines Created by Steve Saleeby, Brian Mcnoldy, Chris Rozoff, and Zach Eitzen (CSU)

1. Without you, I'm like hail without supercooled droplets.
2. Let's go back to my place and collide and coalesce.
3. Your eyes are as pristine as ice.
4. You must be my buoyancy force, cause my parcel is beginning to rise.
5. You must be from the ionosphere, cause you make me positively charged.
6. Without you, I'm like Clausius without Clapyeron.
7. Is that a lightning rod in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
8. Nice mammatus!
9. Is your dad a thief? No? Then why did he steal all the dendrites and put them in your eyes?
10. You can't always judge a chaser's vortex tube by the length of his video tape.
11. My radar is showing you have beautiful structure and may just blow me away.
12. You're my stellar, right-moving supercell on a lonely chase day, but don't give me the rear-flanking downdraft please.
13. Your heart is as warm as a strong El Nino; will you be my La Nina?
14. Let me be your warm moist tongue wrapping around your cyclone.
15. Hey baby, what's your sine?
16. I make excellent use of my hard drive.
17. I like your Navier-Stokes equations t-shirt. I'd like it even better on the floor.
18. Do you really think I'm as sexy as Dave Schwartz?
19. Nice orographic enhancement!
20. You put me on cumulonimbus 9.
21. Hey baby, let's go see if we can make our fronts occlude.
22. Do your updrafts go all the way up?
23. Wanna try my smoothing operator?
24. I'm sick of girls that like LaTEX; maybe you'll try different software?